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Entry: Nature Wins - I Surrender!!! Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I'm sure by now you all have noticed that nature and I don't seem to get along to well. I've bloged this summer about my issues with poison ivy, my attack by a swarm of angry bees, and how I was a victim of an attack by a killer tree. I'm sure there are also a bunch of posts about how I've gotten sick from being allergic to nature.

I think that nature must have over-heard Leti and I disciplining the killer tree, and decided it was time for a full-scale war!

I woke up this morning, not only to the knowledge that there are itchy bumps forming up and down my arms (poison ivy attack #3 of the year?), but I also noticed this odd little buzzing sound. I looked up (without my glasses of course, since i had just woken up), thought "awww, it's a cute wittle fly!" and shut off the light and went back to sleep.

It wasn't a fly. It was a yellow jacket (aka a type of bee very common here, which I am allergic to.) Evidently they made a nest in my window. By the time I grabbed clothes, hairbrush, shoes, my Bible, my cell phone, and yarn (hey, priorities you know!), while screaming and running out of the room, there were at least 6 bees flying all around my room!!!! Not to mention the ones I could hear in between the curtain and the window. *shudder*

As a last resort, I attempted a desperate measure... I decided to attack one of the bees with some hair spray. Despite the fact that it got all in MY eyes and was driving me crazy, the bee seemed completely unaffected. So I'll be spending my evening using bee-bombs in my bedroom and cleaning up afterwords. *sigh*

Yes nature, I am now officially surrendering. I will no longer spank trees or tell them they are bad, even if they do try to rip my hair out of my skull.

Can I please have my bedroom back now?

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	Name November 19, 2007 01:56 AM PST Don't cry "I need help!" yet go home and turn on the television. The gods don't respect this. There is no such things as a savior. This is yet another tactic they have employed as temptation, much like "earning" or distractions. You have to save yourself. The Man in the Moon clue:::A constant companion, the "Man in the Moon" clue needs to be viewed as a reminder, for this environment is one in which it is very easy to lose your way, either via temptation or distraction. Look to the sky. Begin to associate the Moon with the clue they impart with this celestial feature. Use it as a reminder to pray, to be god-fearing, for this is a very antient clue and shows their great power. We only see one side of the moon at all times, another clue from the gods:::There is a "dark side" we don't see. The presence of California casinos is just like my cop example, like Italians and blacks, like so many other example indicitive of the god's methodology:::Use one disfavored to prey on another. Just as the gods corrupted the Italians into the hunt with the Moorish invasion, so did they use the KKK as scapegoat, rednecks corrupted by 1906 to facilitate the act. It was the Italians who did the actual killings. Expect redwhite&blue's offensives against Africans and descendants is a clue suggesting the non-Italian was signed on to Manifest Destiny positioning. I suspect 1906's efforts were more involved, consistant with the morbid disfavor of Italians (see AIDS in Africa comments below), and is positioned responsible for the institutionalized abuses of blacks, why Africa was prevented from achieving economic self-sufficiency. This is a war of good and evil, a war against god, for it is god who reincarnates people like me into black bodies. And people like Italians, ironically!!! The pinnicle of irony:::ED pharmeceuticals. People injest this poison which will cost them their body/health TO DEFEAT FAVOR GRANTED BY GODS, indifference being their way of imparting wisdom to help you avoid this damaging behavior. There is a BIG LIE here. Sigmund Freud proves it. Wine proves it. Democracy proves it. Materialism/greed proves it. The middle management tactic allows them to maintain this perception of an "absentee good (Christian) god", ensuring one of the goals of the United States remains useful::::NO FEAR!!! The gods instruct Artificial Intelligence to employ evil as temptation. If people still believed in the Devil at least they would be on the lookout. Resign to be good. Where does the Biblical number "666" ocurr within the context of The Beast, the San Francisco Bay Area??? The gods are sending a clue Yahoo is good with this Chinese censorship issue. The American idea of freedom is a shock rocker anally masterbating with a crucifix. This is what the disfavored are free to view in this open society, and due to their disfavor a certain percentage will either be pushed into it or will comply, ensuring damnation. It's kind of like the KKK and Apartheid issue except this is for whites of the modern era::::Democracy ensures a false sense of security. US popular culture is obsence. Intentionally. The gods are preying on the disfavored who remain, those foolish enough to participate. The Chinese have favor and the gods allow the government to protect the citizens, but Chinese cut-off is fast approaching, for soon westernization will level this playing field as well. This is yet another "BIG LIE" they sold to the disfavored, and it will ensure the homogination of Earth's cultures via westernization.


	Leticia October 4, 2006 04:48 PM PDT I sincerely apologize Mr. Tree for scolding you, please leave my friend Jana alone! I will be nice from now on. Now, that is a scary experience and I am surprised the hairspray didn't work, it usually does. Hmm... before fumigating your room. Btw, we have mice in our house, YECK!!!! So, nature fought back here too. Wasn't Eureka just so sad? I actually cried.


	Jana October 4, 2006 01:48 PM PDT Jami, nature is coming after me because I spanked the tree that attacked me and slaughtered the poison ivy in my yard. Kaybee, the gnats are here at work. One flew up my nose earlier this week... I guess he likes snot? LOL Mrs D., I'm glad my pain amuses you. LOL I need to get some new pics taken. I plan to take some on our next walnut-gathering mission.


	mrs. diamond October 4, 2006 12:15 PM PDT you really need a picture of yourself in your profile thingie.


	mrs. diamond October 4, 2006 12:15 PM PDT and people tell me I am weird. rofl.... sorry, the visual is too much. I can't stop laughing.


	Cel October 4, 2006 12:06 PM PDT Ok. That's enough now. You're just too funny!!!


	sis_kaybee October 4, 2006 12:02 PM PDT I am sorry, but the image of lil' ol' you spanking a tree is just toooo funny! :-) I am sorry to hear about the bees in your house though. That's no fun. At least in my house and at the church we are just being bugged by gnats. Hmmm...on second thought...maybe I WILL take the bees...at least those are easier to hit with a fly swatter....SIGH


	PrincessJami October 4, 2006 10:55 AM PDT Ew! Ew! Ew! Stinging things LIVING in your bedroom?! Why is nature coming after you?! ;-)

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