The National Mood Service has issued an Explosive Anger Warning!

All residents of Jana's life are advised to take cover immediately.  Speak to her only in quiet voices using soothing tones.  Make no sudden movements. 

At the first sign of an explosion, please take cover under a sturdy piece of furniture or up somewhere higher than she can reach.  (Which is pretty much anywhere.)

This warning will be in effect until approximately 9:01 PM tonight.